Thursday, March 5, 2009
workout. finally
my family finaly reactiveted our membership at the ogden athletic club and i finaly got to workout and regain my fatige. and no birthday cards yet so i keep waiting. and only 19 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
COUNTDOWN
i only have 20 days til my b day and today during band my band teacher put up a sign thingy on the board that said march 4th get it march forth
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Heres a joke or two
since it has been a while since i have done this again. and it is my birthday in 21 days and tonight we are going to the draper temple as a youth group. and this time i will keep you posted.and here are the jokes
So there are three guys. They’re dead in heaven and an angel greets them and says, “We have only enough room in heaven for one of you. Here is a test to see who goes and who doesn’t. Who ever can make it up the 100 stairs with out laughing gets to go. Each step has a joke and you can’t laugh.” So the first guy gets up 2 steps and laughs. The 2nd guy gets up 10 steps and laughs. The 3rd gets all the way up to the 99th step and laughs. And everyone says, “Why did you laugh? You were so far up.” He says, “Well I finally got the joke on the 1st step.” Here is another.
So you are in a dark room and you have a stove, a lantern, a fire pit with logs and kindling in it, and a match. Which do you light first? The match, of course.
So there are three people named Poop, Shut up, and Manners. Shut up is driving Manners and Poop to the Wendys. Poop flies out the window and Manners goes to get him. Meanwhile Shut up is getting pulled over and the cop says, “What’s your name kid?” “Shutup.” Says Shut up.
“What your name kid?”
“Shutup.”
“What’s your name kid?”
“Shutup.”
“Where are your manners?”
“Over there picking up Poop.”
I have more where that came from.
So there are three guys. They’re dead in heaven and an angel greets them and says, “We have only enough room in heaven for one of you. Here is a test to see who goes and who doesn’t. Who ever can make it up the 100 stairs with out laughing gets to go. Each step has a joke and you can’t laugh.” So the first guy gets up 2 steps and laughs. The 2nd guy gets up 10 steps and laughs. The 3rd gets all the way up to the 99th step and laughs. And everyone says, “Why did you laugh? You were so far up.” He says, “Well I finally got the joke on the 1st step.” Here is another.
So you are in a dark room and you have a stove, a lantern, a fire pit with logs and kindling in it, and a match. Which do you light first? The match, of course.
So there are three people named Poop, Shut up, and Manners. Shut up is driving Manners and Poop to the Wendys. Poop flies out the window and Manners goes to get him. Meanwhile Shut up is getting pulled over and the cop says, “What’s your name kid?” “Shutup.” Says Shut up.
“What your name kid?”
“Shutup.”
“What’s your name kid?”
“Shutup.”
“Where are your manners?”
“Over there picking up Poop.”
I have more where that came from.
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